A Random Story

I was in Mexico with Dewey sleeping in a grass hut. Then it started to rain so we had to sleep in a box so we wouldn't get wet. Everything was fine and dandy until someone tried to break into our box. I screamed and feared for my life. I opened the back of the box and escaped before he got through the front. Dewey and I ran through the wet sand. Rain pouring into my underwear, it felt funny. We ditched that criminal and we slowed to a walk but just when we thought it was safe a giant cat the size of my foot came after us so Dewey and I, already out of breath from running from the criminal began to run again. We were running and Dewey said "hey ma, there's an ally over yonder!" The cat had no intentions of stopping so we headed for it. In the path there was a black trash barrel but Dewey and I noticed it and just dodged it however that cat didn't see the trash barrel and ran right into, he was knocked out. Dewey and I needed to escape Mexico because it was full of danger. We ran to a place where many people stood, we both looked at the sign but seeing as neither one of us could read it was no help. We saw a long thing coming at us and became frightened again but then I remembered "hey Dewester that's a train, it takes people places" which she responded "mom you are the man." So we boarded it but we realized we didn't have money. A conductor came to us and asked for 7 dollars. We said we didn't have it and he said why, and we said cause we don't need it, this confused him for a sec, "Why don't you need to buy a ticket?" "Cause I am the captain, and my daughter here is my mini captain" He stepped back and bowed to us. Dewey and I were shocked that he actually believed us. I was given the captain crown and a pot of gravy, because this was the Gravy Train. Since there had never been a mini captain before Dewey had no crown and no gravy, she became very upset. I decided I would say her name and all would hail her. So I said "Isadora Punkin Shadd, you are officially the mini captain of this here train, all shall obey you (except me) and bow at you as you pass them by. All hail Mini Captain Dewey!" they all bowed and chanted ''Dewey, Dewey!"And that's how Dewey and I saved our lives and became captains of the Gravy Train.

The End

*Dewey is my dog*

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